he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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