We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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