just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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