We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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