Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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