these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Someone shattered a urinal.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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