there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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