Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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