no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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