I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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