Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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