That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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