So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My vagina is very pro this idea
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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