I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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