Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.