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• (310): View more from California

  I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better

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• (315): View more from New York

  I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.

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  No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.

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• (510): View more from California

  I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.

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  Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".

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• (210): View more from Texas

  We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?

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