Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted