we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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