I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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