Banned from zoo.
Again?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
