I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize
