Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
How naked do you want me to be?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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