Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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