he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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