this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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