What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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