well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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