Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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