normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
