yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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