We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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