too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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