Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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