I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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