so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
operation have a gay friend backfired
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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