you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I have tasted many bathrooms
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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