Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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