nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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