just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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