you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize