Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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