Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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