have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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