honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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