The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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