Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
zippers are such a cool invention
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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