goodnight i made you a song goodbye
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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