Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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