This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize