and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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