Too much gin, very little bucket
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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