This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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