Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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