I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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