Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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