Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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