Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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