if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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